Cut for actual humans.
We don’t believe in vanity sizing. The onesie and union suit go by height. The slipper skate and koozie are one-size-fits-most. Measure once, order once.
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Onesies & hooded fleece.
Thick polar fleece, lined hood, and a full-length zip. Sizes XXS through XL, by height and weight. They’re cut to fit comfortable, loose, and unrestrictive — if you find yourself between sizes, we suggest you go with the larger size.
Onesie · by height & weight
| Size | Height | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 5'0"–5'4" | 75–120 lbs |
| XS | 5'3"–5'6" | 75–165 lbs |
| S | 5'5"–5'8" | 120–165 lbs |
| M | 5'8"–6'0" | 140–190 lbs |
| L | 6'0"–6'4" | 170–220 lbs |
| XL | 6'4"–6'7" | 200–260 lbs |
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Slipper skates.
Elastic-stretch knit uppers with rubber nubs on the sole. One size fits most — there’s only one option to order, no M/L split. They stretch comfortably across the entire range below.
Slipper skate · one size, stretch fit
| Size | Men | Women |
|---|---|---|
| One size | Men's 5 – 13 | Women's 6 – 14 |
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Koozie mitts.
One size, no charts — fits a tall boy or a 12oz can with the sherpa cuff doubled. The mitt opening fits adult hands comfortably.
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Union suits.
Slimmer than the onesie — built as a base layer or a lounging-only kit. Waffle-knit polyester/spandex with a working drop-seat butt flap. Sizes S through XXL by height. Cut for a t-shirt underneath, not a sweater. If you plan to layer on top, size up one.
Union suit · by height
| Size | Height |
|---|---|
| S | 5'3"–5'6" |
| M | 5'6"–5'10" |
| L | 5'8"–6'0" |
| XL | 6'0"–6'3" |
| XXL | 6'3"+ |
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Returns & exchanges.
30-day return window for new, unopened items. Size exchange: $19.99 flat fee (covers outbound shipping of the swap; you cover return shipping of the original). Full refund minus shipping if the item just doesn’t work for you.
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Still unsure?
Send us your stats — height, chest, what you’d wear underneath — and we’ll write back with a recommendation. Email headcoach@hockeysockey.com.